1) How can
you tell you’ve run out of invisible ink?
2) If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his
mp3 player?
3) Why are most nudist people you wouldn’t want to see naked?
4) If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
5) Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the
battery is dead?
6) When you’re finally holding all he cards, why does everyone
else decide to play chess?
7) Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
8) Are part-time bandleaders Simi-conductors?
9) If most accidents occur within five miles from home, why don’t
people just move?
10) How many weeks are there in a light year?
Sent to us by Scott Friedman CSP (NSA Past President)
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